Eitan has learned a valuable lesson in the past few weeks. Just a week after shooting the Barclays commercial Eitan has another audition, this time for a national Hertz commercial. The audition: Eitan is a customer who rented from a crappy car company and instead of providing an on-board navigation system, they provide a Sherpa. Eitan manages to get called back and does the same thing at the callback. A few days later Eitan gets a call from his agent telling him he is booked on that commercial. So naturally Eitan goes around telling everyone to look for him in the car with the Sherpa. A few days later Eitan shows up at the fitting and he’s being fit for a different commercial. Now it seems Eitan is a customer waiting in line at another crappy car company that hands out stress balls to it’s customers rather than providing adequate customer service. So for the next two days Eitan corrects himself, telling everyone he’s going to be a customer in line instead. Eitan is fit in his “customer outfit” and shows up on set a few days later. He is blocked in as a customer when someone notices the background guy they have working behind the desk will have to be upgraded if he stays there, so now Eitan is an employee at the crappy car rental place talking on the phone and pretty much ignoring a huge line of people in front of him. He’ll be towards the back while the main guy is talking about his car company. So again, Eitan was wrong. The lesson learned: Eitan shouldn’t be allowed to talk to people.
February 27, 2004
February 9, 2004
Eitan has sold out. Apparently little things like “money ,”a “SAG card” and his “career” are more important to Eitan than being an artiste! Acting is supposed to be a pure endeavor, untainted by the commercialism of the world. But Eitan seems not to care. He gladly accepted and filmed a part in a commercial strutting his stuff on the small screen to promote Barclays Bank. It should start running on business cable channels (MSNBC, CNBC and those other stations that Eitan doesn’t get) beginning around March 10th. Eitan will be seen playing the part of a Wall Street suit.
Here’s how it all goes down: We see some financial people hard at work. They’re all plugging away at whatever it is they do when closing credits start coming down the screen. Yes, like at the end of a movie. They all take note of this weird occurrence. We then see other areas around the the New York financial community where people stop to watch these credits rolling. Finally over the city we see the words “THE END.” We see two business men on the street looking at these words as they disappear. One of these men (using the term quite loosely, obviously) is Eitan. Then either Eitan or Tracy (the other guy on the street) give some reaction to the incident. No one has any idea which reaction they’ll use as they filmed about 20 different ones, everyone will just have to wait and see.
The biographer has been asked to note that he also has “sold out” to write Eitan’s biography. In light of this development, the biographer would like to offer kudos and his congratulations to Eitan on his part in this commercial. Go Eitan!