No, you’re not dreaming.  Everything on Eitantheactor.com has been re-done.  But pinch yourself anyway for wasting your time reading about Eitan.

The Biography page is now running on Wordpress, the photo gallery is an actual gallery, there’s a whole new color scheme and other things are different all over the place.  People around the world are wondering, “Why?”  And the answer is… there is no good reason.  Eitan’s mean like that.  He calls up his staff at 3:30AM on a Thursday reeking of tequila (the Eitantheactor.com offices are equipped with “Smell-o-Phones”) and demands his whole website be updated over the weekend.  He claims his website looks like it was designed in 1996 which in the internet world is one of the worst imaginable insults.

So off the staff went to update every page and make everything as modern as streamlined as possible.  The final result, something that looks like it was designed in 2004.  Ta da!