Eitan the Actor Bio

February 22, 2010

You Don’t Want Feedback on Your Audition

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Actors love to get feedback on their auditions.  They want to know why they didn’t get cast so they can “improve in the future.”  Let me tell you why this is one of the dumbest things actors do.

First a short lesson for people who don’t know what I’m talking about.  Actors go in for auditions and then leave.  Most of the time no one calls to say they didn’t get the job and so actors sit at home and wait for the phone to ring.  Now we have cell phones so we can sit at Starbucks and wait for the phone to ring, yippy.  Actors sometimes wonder, “why didn’t I get the job” when days turn into weeks and it’s obvious they’re not getting hired.  So actors seek out ways to get “feedback” on their auditions hoping they can improve in the future.

This probably stems from normal job interviews where candidates call back a week later and hope to get feedback on their interviews.  Typically in job interviews the same types of questions are asked all the time so it’s legitimate that someone could improve their interview for the next time.  Also this is an excuse to call back a recruiter who might say, “you were great but we had to hire someone’s cousin, luckily there’s a better job opening up next week I’d love to talk to you about.”  Really that’s a pipe dream and the real goal is to improve for the next time.

Actors lie to themselves when they say they want feedback.  Problem is, they’re never going to audition for that part again.  Actors aren’t asked, “what is your biggest weakness,” they’re given a part to read.  The part they’re given next week will be completely different.  Notes like, “you should have been angrier when you told him you were leaving” are useless.

Truth is actors want this to be their feedback, “you were amazing but we had to hire someone else’s cousin, we’ll bring you back in next week for this amazing guest star role.”  That’s an ego stroke, nothing else.  Actors just want their egos massaged since they didn’t get the role (shocking).  If they honestly loved you they would have brought you back in next week anyway, even if you didn’t convince your agent to call the casting office.  Yes, it’s another excuse to “stay in their mind” but you also come off as a little needy.

No matter what they say there are only two pieces of feedback you will ever get, “this role no longer exists/it’s now a role for a fire-breathing midget” and “someone else was a better fit.”  Any other way the feedback is sugar-coated is simply someone trying to be creative or nice.  You could have been perfect for the role and someone decide to cut the role out or someone else was simply better for the role (sound familiar?).  Yes, being a cousin of the producer counts as “better for the role.”  Why?  Because to the producer this was more important than giving the best audition.  Sucks, but he’s the producer and you’re not.  It hurts to think you didn’t give the “best audition” or have the right look for a part but that’s the reality of Hollywood.

When you’re asking for feedback you’re really asking for validation of your skills as an actor since you didn’t get the ego petting of getting the role.

Here’s all the feedback I need: did I get the role?  No, then I should probably work harder in the future.  Even if the role was cut or went to a teenage Asian girl (really happened once) I can still improve, everyone always can.

February 16, 2010

Age Discrimination in Hollywood -or- You Do Not Look 17

One of the acting message boards I frequent has been all aflutter with questions about how to get IMDb to remove your age.  The reason being is that these actresses (they’re almost always actresses) think they’re losing out on parts because IMDb listed their birthday and it shows they’re really 30 even though they think they can play high school kids.

IMDb says actors are public figures therefore they can post obvious information like birthdays and hometowns about actors without being all creepy and I completely agree.  The fact that I have an IMDb page means that there are people out there (millions, I’m sure) who want to know about me and they’re free to go on IMDb and look me up.  IMDb’s in the information business and if you can’t go on there and find out when Keifer Sutherland was born then you’ll go to another site.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks they look younger than they really do.  I”d say 95% of actresses I meet say, “I look 10 years younger than I actually am.”  Now this is logically impossible.  It’s like driving, almost everyone thinks they’re an “above average driver” which doesn’t make sense.  You can’t all look younger than you really are.  Chances are the vast majority of you look exactly your age.

Now and then a high school friend, enemy or well meaning parent will list someone’s birthday on IMDb and these actresses will all throw a fit because they honestly believe that casting people go on IMDb, see they’re really 40 and decide they can’t play high school students.

Let me tell you a little secret about casting directors: they can guess your real age.  One casting director I know would actually make a party game out of it and would love to tell these actresses who think they look like middle school students that they were really 29.  Casting directors do not care about anything other than if you can play the role.

Casting directors don’t care if you’re in SAG, they don’t care if you are a natural blonde and they don’t care about your actual age as long as you can play the role better than anyone else.  Their job is to find the best person from the role.

Want proof?  How old are those “kids” on Glee?  You probably already knew that as of 2010 Dianna Agron (Quinn)  is 23, Cory Monteith (Finn)  27 and Lea Michele is 23.  Maybe you didn’t know the exact numbers but you sure as heck knew a ballpark figure.  If you aren’t into TV these days you no doubt know that Gabrielle Carteris was 89 when Beverly Hills 90210 was being filmed (that number may be off by a little bit).

And how do you know all this information?  It’s on IMDb.  Somehow, magically, these people all got cast as teenagers even though everyone knew they were years removed from the teens.  There was no IMDb when Carteris was cast but I remember hearing her age at the time even though I barely watched the show (honest).

There are dozens of movies in which one actor plays another’s father even though he is only four years older.  These stories aren’t even the exception, they’re the rule:  people are cast in parts regardless of their age.

I’ve played a stalker before even though no one bothered to check if I really was a stalker.  It’s called acting, pretending.  If you can be made to look younger and act younger then you can be cast younger.  No one cares how old you are.

Now, you shouldn’t go into auditions for high school students saying, “This is so funny, I’ve got a daughter in high school” but if your birthday does get posted online don’t freak yourself out.

Of course I’ll have dozens of actresses read this and say to me, “but I KNOW I lost out on a part because someone figured out my real age.”  To them I have to say: probably not.  You probably lost out on the part because someone was a better fit for it.  Ouch.

P.S.  In full disclosure mode my age isn’t listed on IMDb.  This isn’t because a lawyer blocked them or I had someone at IMDb take down my birthday, it’s because no one’s cared to update it or post funny things in the trivia section.

February 1, 2010

Why I Became an Actor

I became an actor to become famous, rich and to be up to my neck in babes.  Duh.

Since very few people visiting this site will bother to travel back to my very first posts I’ll do a ten second version of the story about what lead me to be a professional actor:

I’d been performing in stage productions from the time I was 7 at my schools/camps and really loved it but never thought it’d be a career choice.  I went to high school in Los Angeles and even then loved drama and acting but didn’t think it would be in my future.  It was just a hobby.  I did what most decently smart people do after high school: I went to UC Santa Barbara and studied electrical engineering.  Halfway through I decided I wasn’t loving electrical engineering and only was enjoying the plays and student films I was participating in.  I (read: my parents) decided I should finish up my engineering degree and go back to LA upon graduation to start my acting career.  A few jobs later, here I am.

That took longer than ten seconds, didn’t it?  Next time skim.

What about acting appealed to me?  Back in my early days it was simply fun.  I got to play pretend, dress up and have people laugh at my jokes.  That never went away but from a professional standpoint that isn’t really enough to drive someone to spend the decade it often takes to make a living acting (if ever).

First there’s the typical answer that “no two days are ever the same” and that’s true (except for days when you’re simply home waiting for the phone to ring).  Even when you’re doing a play every show is different.  If you feel like you’re going through the motions you’re probably no fun to watch anyway.

Second, it’s kind of exciting.  Today I’m sitting at my computer in my boxers and tomorrow I might be auditioning for 24 or How I Met Your Mother.  The day after that I could be on set with major stars working on some incredible project.  Chances are that tomorrow I’ll also be at my computer in my boxers, but some days can be super-exciting.  Every audition gets me excited.  I always love to take a minute and enjoy the possibilities that each audition can bring.

Third, acting is incredibly challenging.  There are two parts to acting that are very hard.  The first is simply getting work.  That’s darn near impossible.  Once you conquer that the actual acting part is hard.  It’s easy to watch a movie and see Tom Hanks having a romantic moment with pre-Botoxed Meg Ryan but it’s a whole other game to have 50 people on set watching your every move; focusing on blocking, your lines and what your co-star is doing; walking and stopping on a small piece of tape on the ground that you can’t look down to find; having a camera record your every twitch for millions of people to inspect while pretending to have that private moment with Meg Ryan who you may secretly not even like very much.  That horribly structured sentence sums it up pretty well.

There’s very little glory in acting.  If you want to be rich go into high finance.  If you want to be famous go murder 50 people.  If you want babes then you should figure out how to do that (I have no idea myself).  Acting is fun but it’s a job and it’s a lot of hard stuff to get to the fun part.  Plus you have to deal with endless questions of, “When are you going to get a real job?”

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