This is the happiest day of this biographer’s life: Eitan has decided to suspend his acting career to focus on destroying the high quality and entertaining shows and movies being put forth by Hollywood. Eitan The Actor has become Eitan The Writer. Eitan will no longer be the ugliest actor in the world but will instead now become the best looking writer in the world (excluding Matt Damon but including Ben Affleck).
Eitan no longer has a need for this biographer (as he can biograph his own damn life) and with his golden parachute deployed your humble narrator will retire to some island accessible only to incredibly rich people and beautiful women.
Follow Eitan’s writing journey at http://www.facebook.com/eitantheactor
Yes, it still says Eitan The Actor. He’s too lazy to make a new Facebook page.
Ta ta, forever!